Who you calling funny?

There have been some rather disturbing commments this week suggesting that I may, in fact, be 'funny', or at least humourous.

I would like to use this post to utterly refute these allegations.

It may appear, at a glance (especially at my blog tour posts) that I can blog humourously. However, in my defence, I would draw your attention to the fact that none of these allegedly humourous posts actually say anything. I can't write about stuff in a funny way.

Actually, I did once write a good X-Files skit, which would completely fail to work out of context, and a sequel to An Inspector Calls, which I seem to recall was quite funny in a completely surreal way, and had Doctor Who and the entire cast of Bod in supporting roles.

Are you convinced yet? Or do I have to post the whole of 101 Things to do with a Kettle first? I'll do it you know.

I'm not a funny guy, and if I need to prove it I will post some of my 'humour' writings.