Well, we knew the beeb had a big finish lined up for this season of Doctor Who, but who would have imagined vast armies of Daleks and Cybermen converging on London, for the final of the 2026 Worlds Cup at the recently opened Wembley Stadium?
That the good Doctor would stand in a referee was inevitable as soon as that happened, but surely nobody could have expected the streaker.
I won't spoil it by telling you the score, as I know many of my readers won't get to see it for a while.
If you really want to know how the series ended, I'm sure you can look elsewhere. All I'm saying is, it was possibly a little over the top (in order to top it next year, I hear Quentin Tarantino will be directing the season finale) but Doctor Who fans will certainly enjoy it, with all its entertaining cartoon violence. A bit like the World Cup, really.
Oh, and as we were talking about Ender's Game (well, in passing last week), check this out.