10. Bon Jovi - Captain Crash and the Beauty Queen from Mars
Horrible Bon Jovi naffness. Cool title.
9. Mylo - Mars Needs Women
He doesn't specify what they're needed for, so apply with caution.
8. The Undertones - Mars Bars
Purveyors of Teenage Kicks raid the Spar.
7. T. Rex - Ballrooms of Mars
Look, it's that guy Bolan again, not satisfied with having the inaugural Tuesday Tunes all to himself...
6. Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Death of a Martian
There are better Chilli Peppers songs, but not about Martians.
5. Hawkwind - Uncle Sam's on Mars
I suspect these psychadelic space rock pioneers may show up here again in the future...
4. Alice Cooper - Might as well be on Mars
Seven whole minutes of gloriously moody rock greatness! And apparently he's a Christian too.
3. MARRS - Pump up the Volume
What? You want to make up the rules, do it on your own blog!
2. The Misfits - Teenagers from Mars
Horror punk lunacy, not for the faint-hearted (and some sweary lyrics). Less good is I Turned into a Martian.
1. Ash - Girl from Mars
The absolute all-time best ever song ever with Mars in the title. And the B-side was a fantastically jangly indie-guitar instrumental number by the name of Cantina Band. Credited to someone called John Williams. I'm not sure where I've heard it before, but it rocks! :)
Honorable mention for Blondie's Rapture, for the mental rap about the man from Mars who 'stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars / And now he only eats guitars'.
Yes, alright, I know I missed one. But it was the first song you all thought of, so I hardly needed to bring it to your attention did I?
Oh yes, and don't forget to buy The Return, or another book by Austin Boyd.
Steve! We finally got a sci fi for you. Don't you have anything else to say about the book? I thought surely this one ...
Well, yes, you did do the Mars tie in ...
This one, you should read, my friend, but don't take my word for it. Check out what Christopher Hooper said at his blog.
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